Delivery Status Notification.

[kernel-team at lists.ubuntu.com]

Greetings I have to share bad news with you. Approximately few months ago I
have gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing.
After that, I have started tracking your internet activities. Here is the
sequence of events: Some time ago I have purchased access to email accounts
from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to purchase such thing online).
Obviously, I have easily managed to log in to your email account
(kernel-team at lists.ubuntu.com). One week later, I have already installed
Trojan virus to Operating Systems of all the devices that you use to access
your email. In fact, it was not really hard at all (since you were following
the links from your inbox emails). All ingenious is simple. =) This software
provides me with access to all the controllers of your devices (e.g., your
microphone, video camera and keyboard). I have downloaded all your
information, data, photos, web browsing history to my servers. I have access
to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history and contacts
list. My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based),
and hence remains invisible for antivirus software. Likewise, I guess by now
you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter... While
gathering information about you, I have discovered that you are a big fan of
adult websites. You really love visiting porn websites and watching exciting
videos, while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure. Well, I have managed
to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which
show the way you masturbate and reach orgasms. If you have doubts, I can
make a few clicks of my mouse and all your videos will be shared to your
friends, colleagues and relatives. I have also no issue at all to make them
available for public access. I guess, you really don't want that to happen,
considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch, (you perfectly
know what I mean) it will cause a true catastrophe for you. Let's settle it
this way: You transfer $1260 USD to me (in bitcoin equivalent according to
the exchange rate at the moment of funds transfer), and once the transfer is
received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away. After that we will
forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the
harmful software from your devices. Trust me, I keep my word. This is a fair
deal and the price is quite low, considering that I have been checking out
your profile and traffic for some time by now. In case, if you don't know
how to purchase and transfer the bitcoins - you can use any modern search
engine. Here is my bitcoin wallet: 1GnNxPDRxBwYDcEtU9aPhLZFESgo7zf9v3 You
have less than 48 hours from the moment you opened this email (precisely 2
days). Things you need to avoid from doing: **Do not reply me (I have
created this email inside your inbox and generated the return address). **Do
not try to contact police and other security services. In addition, forget
about telling this to you friends. If I discover that (as you can see, it is
really not so hard, considering that I control all your systems) - your
video will be shared to public right away. **Don't try to find me - it is
absolutely pointless. All the cryptocurrency transactions are anonymous.
**Don't try to reinstall the OS on your devices or throw them away. It is
pointless as well, since all the videos have already been saved at remote
servers. Things you don't need to worry about: **That I won't be able to
receive your funds transfer. - Don't worry, I will see it right away, once
you complete the transfer, since I continuously track all your activities
(my trojan virus has got a remote-control feature, something like
TeamViewer). **That I will share your videos anyway after you complete the
funds transfer. - Trust me, I have no point to continue creating troubles in
your life. If I really wanted that, I would do it long time ago! Everything
will be done in a fair manner! One more thing... Don't get caught in similar
kind of situations anymore in future! My advice - keep changing all your
passwords on a frequent basis

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