Seven Arrested In High School Bathroom Shakedowns

[Adrienne J Davis]

On Tuesday 09 October 2007 10:56:40 am manchicken at notsosoft.net wrote:
> Quoting Terence Simpson <stdin at stdin.me.uk>:
> > Frank Arnold wrote:

> Look on the bright side.  At least it didn't have anything to do with
> nigerian check scams or viagra.

Well, no one wants you to be disappointed so...

Dearest friend Kubuntu:

How are you and your family?  I appreciate the help that you gave me in the 
past and I think the God that you will hear my plea now.  I am Aj and I live 
in the place called Orygun in the city of Ten Bridges that is the Land of 
Ports.  My mother and father have died and left me $75,000.000.00 in 
inheritance from their llama, alpaca and wine enterprises.  However, because 
of a coup perpetrated by the House of Bush I am unable to get the money out 
of Orygun.  I ask in the name of the God that you would help me by providing 
me your bank account number so that I can have my attorney, Ms Jane Dewey, of 
the law firm Dewey, Scruham and Howe, deposit the money in our account.  For 
your troubles I I have authorized my attorney to provide you with 50% of the 
money.  

I thank the God that you are there to help me as I have cancer of the hair and 
not much long to live.  Thank you for helping me and my starving children.  
Please forward this on to everyone you know and every mail list you are on.  
if you don't you have no heart, no soul, no hair and you will never be able 
to house train that puppy or box train your kitten.

Cheers
Aj

Did that help?  :)
 
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