Ubuntu Videos in Toronto

[Andrew Hunter]

Nice WGA dig, none of the "our users are criminals" crap here!

On Thursday 17 August 2006 07:41, Darryl Moore wrote:
> I thought of this one this morning
>
>
> Scene: All white room. Dozens and dozens of people in white lab coats,
> and all looking pretty much the same, scurrying about like rats in a
> maze. Camera focuses on PERSON 1 who is walking briskly through the hive
> of activity. PERSON 2 approaches, attempting with some difficulty to
> keep up with PERSON 1.
>
> PERSON 1: Report
>
> PERSON 2: We've discovered an impostor sir.
>
> PERSON 1: Are you sure?
>
> PERSON 2: Yes sir, well... pretty sure. He was embedded last night. We
> think the key he was given was a forgery.
>
> PERSON 1: Send the information you have to HQ and see if they can
> confirm it.
>
> PERSON 2: Yes sir. (leaves promptly)
>
> PERSON 3: (joins PERSON 1 on different side from which PERSON 2 left) We
> have confirmation from H.Q. sir. They've positively identified the
> impostor. Well, they're sure enough anyway.
>
> PERSON 1: Right, well, so we have an impostor in our midst. Number
> three, what line of action does HQ want to to proceed with?
>
> PERSON 3: I'll enquire immediately (PERSON 3 veers away from PERSON 1
> who continues at his brisk pace)
>
> PERSON 4: (joining PERSON 1 on the same side that PERSON 2 was on) We
> have our orders from HQ regarding the impostor sir.
>
> (For the first time PERSON 1 stops dead. PERSON 4 also stops. PERSON 1
> looks at 4)
>
> PERSON 1: Yes?
>
> PERSON 4: (looking very grave) Eliminate him
>
> (Camera now pans out and the view becomes fuzzy. when it refocusses we
> see that it is now panning out from a computer with a person sitting at
> it[husband]. Another person [wife] approaches)
>
> wife: Were you able to reinstall my software honey?
>
> husband: Yup. You know, I don't know what you did to mess this thing up
> so bad that we needed to reinstall it. (sighs) But it's done now.
>
> wife: Oh thank you honey. Your wonderful.
>
> (husband backs away from computer slightly so wife can sit on his lap.
> As wife sits computer makes a sparking noise and the BSOD appears. Look
> of surprise and disappointment on husband and wife's face.
>
> VOICE OVER: Who is really controlling your computer anyway?
>
> ANNOUNCER VOICE OVER: Ubuntu, Software for humans....
>               Copy....
>               share....
>               enjoy....
>
>
>
>
> I'll try to stop now. :-)
> I think the quality is dropping a little.
>
> cheers,
> darryl

-- 
"First, God created idiots. But that was just for practise, then he made 
school boards."
   -Mark Twain 
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