Ubuntu Videos in Toronto

[Dave Sullivan]

Hey Guys,

So, are we all set for this Wednesday at 7PM at the Linux Caffe?
Who's coming for sure? I'll be there.

Dave

On Thu, 2006-17-08 at 07:49 -0400, Andrew Hunter wrote:
> Nice WGA dig, none of the "our users are criminals" crap here!
> 
> On Thursday 17 August 2006 07:41, Darryl Moore wrote:
> > I thought of this one this morning
> >
> >
> > Scene: All white room. Dozens and dozens of people in white lab coats,
> > and all looking pretty much the same, scurrying about like rats in a
> > maze. Camera focuses on PERSON 1 who is walking briskly through the hive
> > of activity. PERSON 2 approaches, attempting with some difficulty to
> > keep up with PERSON 1.
> >
> > PERSON 1: Report
> >
> > PERSON 2: We've discovered an impostor sir.
> >
> > PERSON 1: Are you sure?
> >
> > PERSON 2: Yes sir, well... pretty sure. He was embedded last night. We
> > think the key he was given was a forgery.
> >
> > PERSON 1: Send the information you have to HQ and see if they can
> > confirm it.
> >
> > PERSON 2: Yes sir. (leaves promptly)
> >
> > PERSON 3: (joins PERSON 1 on different side from which PERSON 2 left) We
> > have confirmation from H.Q. sir. They've positively identified the
> > impostor. Well, they're sure enough anyway.
> >
> > PERSON 1: Right, well, so we have an impostor in our midst. Number
> > three, what line of action does HQ want to to proceed with?
> >
> > PERSON 3: I'll enquire immediately (PERSON 3 veers away from PERSON 1
> > who continues at his brisk pace)
> >
> > PERSON 4: (joining PERSON 1 on the same side that PERSON 2 was on) We
> > have our orders from HQ regarding the impostor sir.
> >
> > (For the first time PERSON 1 stops dead. PERSON 4 also stops. PERSON 1
> > looks at 4)
> >
> > PERSON 1: Yes?
> >
> > PERSON 4: (looking very grave) Eliminate him
> >
> > (Camera now pans out and the view becomes fuzzy. when it refocusses we
> > see that it is now panning out from a computer with a person sitting at
> > it[husband]. Another person [wife] approaches)
> >
> > wife: Were you able to reinstall my software honey?
> >
> > husband: Yup. You know, I don't know what you did to mess this thing up
> > so bad that we needed to reinstall it. (sighs) But it's done now.
> >
> > wife: Oh thank you honey. Your wonderful.
> >
> > (husband backs away from computer slightly so wife can sit on his lap.
> > As wife sits computer makes a sparking noise and the BSOD appears. Look
> > of surprise and disappointment on husband and wife's face.
> >
> > VOICE OVER: Who is really controlling your computer anyway?
> >
> > ANNOUNCER VOICE OVER: Ubuntu, Software for humans....
> >               Copy....
> >               share....
> >               enjoy....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I'll try to stop now. :-)
> > I think the quality is dropping a little.
> >
> > cheers,
> > darryl
> 
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