Ubuntu Videos in Toronto

[Andrew Hunter]

I should  be able to attend and look forward to it. Now to find directions to 
the Cafe!


On Saturday 19 August 2006 12:45, Dave Sullivan wrote:
> Hey Guys,
>
> So, are we all set for this Wednesday at 7PM at the Linux Caffe?
> Who's coming for sure? I'll be there.
>
> Dave
>
> On Thu, 2006-17-08 at 07:49 -0400, Andrew Hunter wrote:
> > Nice WGA dig, none of the "our users are criminals" crap here!
> >
> > On Thursday 17 August 2006 07:41, Darryl Moore wrote:
> > > I thought of this one this morning
> > >
> > >
> > > Scene: All white room. Dozens and dozens of people in white lab coats,
> > > and all looking pretty much the same, scurrying about like rats in a
> > > maze. Camera focuses on PERSON 1 who is walking briskly through the
> > > hive of activity. PERSON 2 approaches, attempting with some difficulty
> > > to keep up with PERSON 1.
> > >
> > > PERSON 1: Report
> > >
> > > PERSON 2: We've discovered an impostor sir.
> > >
> > > PERSON 1: Are you sure?
> > >
> > > PERSON 2: Yes sir, well... pretty sure. He was embedded last night. We
> > > think the key he was given was a forgery.
> > >
> > > PERSON 1: Send the information you have to HQ and see if they can
> > > confirm it.
> > >
> > > PERSON 2: Yes sir. (leaves promptly)
> > >
> > > PERSON 3: (joins PERSON 1 on different side from which PERSON 2 left)
> > > We have confirmation from H.Q. sir. They've positively identified the
> > > impostor. Well, they're sure enough anyway.
> > >
> > > PERSON 1: Right, well, so we have an impostor in our midst. Number
> > > three, what line of action does HQ want to to proceed with?
> > >
> > > PERSON 3: I'll enquire immediately (PERSON 3 veers away from PERSON 1
> > > who continues at his brisk pace)
> > >
> > > PERSON 4: (joining PERSON 1 on the same side that PERSON 2 was on) We
> > > have our orders from HQ regarding the impostor sir.
> > >
> > > (For the first time PERSON 1 stops dead. PERSON 4 also stops. PERSON 1
> > > looks at 4)
> > >
> > > PERSON 1: Yes?
> > >
> > > PERSON 4: (looking very grave) Eliminate him
> > >
> > > (Camera now pans out and the view becomes fuzzy. when it refocusses we
> > > see that it is now panning out from a computer with a person sitting at
> > > it[husband]. Another person [wife] approaches)
> > >
> > > wife: Were you able to reinstall my software honey?
> > >
> > > husband: Yup. You know, I don't know what you did to mess this thing up
> > > so bad that we needed to reinstall it. (sighs) But it's done now.
> > >
> > > wife: Oh thank you honey. Your wonderful.
> > >
> > > (husband backs away from computer slightly so wife can sit on his lap.
> > > As wife sits computer makes a sparking noise and the BSOD appears. Look
> > > of surprise and disappointment on husband and wife's face.
> > >
> > > VOICE OVER: Who is really controlling your computer anyway?
> > >
> > > ANNOUNCER VOICE OVER: Ubuntu, Software for humans....
> > >               Copy....
> > >               share....
> > >               enjoy....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I'll try to stop now. :-)
> > > I think the quality is dropping a little.
> > >
> > > cheers,
> > > darryl


-- 
"First, God created idiots. But that was just for practise, then he made 
school boards."
   -Mark Twain 
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