Ubuntu Videos in Toronto
Scott
scott at tekkie.org
Sat Aug 19 19:38:40 UTC 2006
Hello all. I am new to the group, but will be in Toronto (Markham) next
week and would like to check out the "Linux Cafe". Where do I find it?
Andrew Hunter wrote:
> I should be able to attend and look forward to it. Now to find directions to
> the Cafe!
>
>
> On Saturday 19 August 2006 12:45, Dave Sullivan wrote:
>
>> Hey Guys,
>>
>> So, are we all set for this Wednesday at 7PM at the Linux Caffe?
>> Who's coming for sure? I'll be there.
>>
>> Dave
>>
>> On Thu, 2006-17-08 at 07:49 -0400, Andrew Hunter wrote:
>>
>>> Nice WGA dig, none of the "our users are criminals" crap here!
>>>
>>> On Thursday 17 August 2006 07:41, Darryl Moore wrote:
>>>
>>>> I thought of this one this morning
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Scene: All white room. Dozens and dozens of people in white lab coats,
>>>> and all looking pretty much the same, scurrying about like rats in a
>>>> maze. Camera focuses on PERSON 1 who is walking briskly through the
>>>> hive of activity. PERSON 2 approaches, attempting with some difficulty
>>>> to keep up with PERSON 1.
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 1: Report
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 2: We've discovered an impostor sir.
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 1: Are you sure?
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 2: Yes sir, well... pretty sure. He was embedded last night. We
>>>> think the key he was given was a forgery.
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 1: Send the information you have to HQ and see if they can
>>>> confirm it.
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 2: Yes sir. (leaves promptly)
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 3: (joins PERSON 1 on different side from which PERSON 2 left)
>>>> We have confirmation from H.Q. sir. They've positively identified the
>>>> impostor. Well, they're sure enough anyway.
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 1: Right, well, so we have an impostor in our midst. Number
>>>> three, what line of action does HQ want to to proceed with?
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 3: I'll enquire immediately (PERSON 3 veers away from PERSON 1
>>>> who continues at his brisk pace)
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 4: (joining PERSON 1 on the same side that PERSON 2 was on) We
>>>> have our orders from HQ regarding the impostor sir.
>>>>
>>>> (For the first time PERSON 1 stops dead. PERSON 4 also stops. PERSON 1
>>>> looks at 4)
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 1: Yes?
>>>>
>>>> PERSON 4: (looking very grave) Eliminate him
>>>>
>>>> (Camera now pans out and the view becomes fuzzy. when it refocusses we
>>>> see that it is now panning out from a computer with a person sitting at
>>>> it[husband]. Another person [wife] approaches)
>>>>
>>>> wife: Were you able to reinstall my software honey?
>>>>
>>>> husband: Yup. You know, I don't know what you did to mess this thing up
>>>> so bad that we needed to reinstall it. (sighs) But it's done now.
>>>>
>>>> wife: Oh thank you honey. Your wonderful.
>>>>
>>>> (husband backs away from computer slightly so wife can sit on his lap.
>>>> As wife sits computer makes a sparking noise and the BSOD appears. Look
>>>> of surprise and disappointment on husband and wife's face.
>>>>
>>>> VOICE OVER: Who is really controlling your computer anyway?
>>>>
>>>> ANNOUNCER VOICE OVER: Ubuntu, Software for humans....
>>>> Copy....
>>>> share....
>>>> enjoy....
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'll try to stop now. :-)
>>>> I think the quality is dropping a little.
>>>>
>>>> cheers,
>>>> darryl
>>>>
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